Dwnn:
Paddy's at duh loading dock, rite now. Two trucks of nipz arrived at duh same time as a truckload of Krispy Kremes! Heez plenty bizzy.
I say, Moke, yewr lukking snazzy in yewr "lawsoot" -mewhaha- hope yewr knot gonna make dis klubb lukk respektable.
Taliesin:
Moke never made nuffin lukk respektable!
Moke:
It would be impurrsible to make this klubb look respecfurble when mew have repurrbates like Jordan and Ben fur memfurs!
Now don't get me wrong, I really like them but they are a purrblem.
Can mew imagine they were at the municipurr fountain swimming nude and trying to steal the tunas that were dropped in there to help feed the kits that were born to single momfurs that don't know who their fafur is and have no suppurrt. The catmunity is up in paws about this.
Taliesin:
-mewhaha- Doze tomz hepp tomzrule® keep itz unruly repurrtayshun.
Moke:
This is going to be hard to get them out of this one. It will cost many tunas.
Dwnn:
Donut ebbur worry. Duh klubb alwaze pays any fines, court costs, and cattorney fees fur memfurs. Datz duh onlie way to survibe duh lawsoots cawzed by doze pestiferous gurlz. Mostly torties, like ourown sisfur Hadarah.
We toll her dat tortie gurlz shude stay home and bake torte cakes instead of filing tort litigation. -mewhaha - She juss hissed and ran away; gurlz beez sew weird.
Taliesin:
Sum of us tomz were dancing and singing on Table 3 juss a while ago. -mewha- Guess we'd still beez dere if Ferny and duh regulars didn't holler at us fromme under duh tables where dey wuz trying to sleep.
We wuz recalling when sum of doze gurlz tried to git intew duh klubb by purrtending dey were tomz. Dew yew rememfur dat, Moke?
Moke:
I rememfur that. I have heard of female impurrsonators, but who would efur think of impurrsonating a tom. I rememfur one inpurrticular, Lizard. He was really cool. We had a bunch of nipz togetfur, and he had me totally fooled.
I sed, "Lizard, do you coffur up watt you do in duh litterbocks?" I thowt that this
wood make a gurl go "Ewww!" but not Lizard who sed, "Coffur up! *snort* I don't nebbur use no wussy litterbocks! I leave 'surprises' wheffur I pleeze!"
Oh, those imposters!
Dwnn:
Doze ditsy dames beez many funs, dough dey beez diabolikull at thymes.
Moke:
Seems to me those ditzy dames kept Sammye purrlenty buseez. I hope they calm down a bit till I can get my paws wet. Our memfurs find enough to keep me busy without the gurlz help.
What a day... How about anofur nipz purrlease?
Taliesin:
I noe I'm speekin fur both of us Wicked Twins when I say that, although we regret the reason for yewr purrmotion in the law furm of Edwards and Colletti, we are pleased by the fact of it. Yew haf done much gude legalling wif District Cattorney Troubie as well as a Junior Partner at Edwards and Colletti, and we noe duh klubb will beez well repurrsented in duh foochure as in duh past.
