Who is "Ghost Kitty"?

Capt Charlie meets with Taliesin

Taliesin:   Glad to see yew, Captain Charlie. Yew haf some infurmayshun abowt duh identity of "Ghost Kitty"?

Capt. Charlie:   We haf been dewing voice match testing on duh anser tape dat Ghost Kitty left on duh klubb mashinne. We went to Paddy's and asked ebburytom dere to make a voice rekording.

Taliesin:   Did dey awl haf fun making duh rekordings? I shure don't want any memfurs to tink dat we belieff Ghost Kitty done anyting rong. Kwite duh oppoesight.

Capt. Charlie:   Haf fun? Dey had many, many funz. MOL

Ferny reely enjoyed it. He sang awl Rodolfo's roll from La Boheme. In fak, he sang Che gelida manina TWICE! Yew effur herd him sing? He haz a furry nice tenor.

Che gelida manina,
se la lasci riscaldar.
Your little paw is frozen,
will you let me warm it?

Taliesin:   Yep, I can pikfur Ferny singing.

'Coarse, Rodolfo was a poet. We asked Ferny, and he denied dat heez Ghost Kitty.

Taliesin imagines Ferny singing


Capt. Charlie:   He's knot. We haf determined dat. Lissen, Tally, dere's sumfing new we haf fount; dere beez a FOTO!


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