To the Kitchen, Gurlcatz! |
When gurlcatz dare to intrude upon our tom purrogatives, we send them straight to the kitchen where they will find a sink full of dirty dishes to wash! After that, they can clean the green, slimy things out of the refrigerator.
The floor looks like muddy paws have been walking across it. Better mop up, gurlz. Afterwards, there's a lot of laundry you can do. Geez, stop complaining. The ironing board cover is PINK -- just for you!
Be quiet about it, too, we don't want to hear no mewling about cloze, jools, and tea purrties! Rememfur - this is tomzrule!
Appliance graphics from The Mousepad.
Other graphics on these pages from Cat Stuff.
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