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Disappearance of Dwnn (cont)
The joy of arriving safely at tomzrule® was blemished by the presence of COP Polly who "happened" to be standing beside the trout stream and who threatened to write Dwnn yet another ticket. Happily, the ever-vigilant Woods Patrol was aware of gurl-presence on klubb propurrty and took immediate action against the intruder.
Agent Charlie notified Taliesin of his littermate's safe return. Soon Dwnn was on dry land wearing dry cloze.
Agent Charlie: Yew okay now, Dwnn?
Dwnn: Wowza! I'm one happy tom to see yew both. *achoo*
Taliesin: Imagine COP Polly writing tickets on klubb propurrty! We're ourown jurydikshun!
Agent Charlie: I splaned dat dis part of Elm Street is in Nightmare County and totally outside her jurydikshun. She's gone. She was here spying on us and just purrtended to be doing her purrlicely duty.
Taliesin: Mebbe she wuz trout fishing without a permit! We should ticket her!
Dwnn: achoo* Fangu, Charlie fur finding me here and reskooing me from Polly and fur calling myown brofur to come fur me. I'm *achoo* glad to be safe. My fur's all wet, dough *achoo*
Taliesin: We'd better hurry to Paddy's. Really, Dwnn! A tom should wet his whistle, not his fur. -mewhaha-
Agent Charlie: A pitcher of nipz will cure your cold, and Murff has some Krispy Kremes fur yew!
So the happily reunited Wicked Twins returned to Paddy's to begin a new cycle of nipzing, and dancing, and getting zonked, and being carried to the klubb limo, and ...
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