Hadarah:   Oh, Scootikins, it's so romantical being here. Just the two of us. Enjoying the Spring afternoon, the cherry blossoms, some nipz. *sigh*

Scooter:   Chug-a-lug ... Chug-a lug ...   [thinks:   Uh-Oh! Sounds like one of those "our relationship" catversions is about to occur. How jejune!]   Yep. It's furry special.

Hadarah:   Ah think we should mew about our relationship.   [thinks: There! That should make him stop lying there guzzling my best nipz.]

Ah'm so furry sorry that Meowmie was offline so much recently and that we missed sharing Valentine's Day together. Ah have reprimanded her most severely. Ah was deeply saddened to learn that you entered a monastery.

Scooter:   Yes, I joined the Seminary of the Brotherhood of the Perpetual Sorrows, where we spend lots of time sobbing over our winks who ignore us, especially on Valentine's Day. When I am assigned to scrub the floor, I don't even need a bucket of water because I have myown buckets of tears. Yes I do.   [thinks:   Surely that gets me out of any more "relationship" catversations fur a decade or two.]

Hadarah:   Ah'm so glad that you were able to get purrmission to leave the monastery today so that we can celebrate what is arguably the most impurrtant day of the year.

Scooter:   You are pleased to see me ... N'est çe pas, mon cheri?

Hadarah:   Click the pot of emeralds, purrleeze luffikins. There's something Ah think you should see.