Whither Bitsy's Reticule? (cont)

Jordan:   a*choo a*choo Dis rume sure beez dusty. Sershing in heere iz lyke trying tu see in a fog. Shamus, beez careful where mew puttz mewr paw or mew mite gitz bitten by uh brown recluse spider. Datz noe joak.

Shamus Blue:   Owe I noe! Mine own human sisfur were bitten by one and had nasty, nasty purlacees on her, and Meowmie wont let me in our garage anymore in case dere some out der and I indeed am watching where I put mine paws.

Butt I duzzn't think spiders or anything could live in this room. Itz knot juss dusty; it smells like rotten fish. Pee-ewww!

Jordan:   Yew sed duh magick words, Shamus! Whevfur Bitsy went, fude "fell" intew her reticule. Rotten fish smell iz a shure sign dat dis missink objeck iz inn dis rume!

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Many sneezes later ...

Shamus Blue:   Dis iz it! Dis iz it! I suggestalate dat we leaf it in duh bag and ledd Woods Patrol Captain Charlie haf duh honor ov removing it and takking it tew duh Twinz.

Jordan:   I agreez moss happily, and I suggestify dat duh Woods Patrol take it to Paddy's fur a round of drinks before returning it to gurlz.