Paddy's Pub - Memfurs Only
Always open








Agents Murff, Mr. Spock, and Tux Murff: I finks dey'll stop singing dat drinkin song now dat Mimi and KeeKee haf gone inside.

Mr. Spock: Is it alwaze this rowdy?

Tux: At least! If mew cud git away from Da Agency and comes heer moar offun, yew wood know dat evfurrywon is quiet tonite!

Murff: Too bad dose imposters [pic] didn't show up. I wuzz gonna dew a strip search on dem! Doze gurlz beez alwaze trying to sneek intew our privut klubb!

Mr. Spock: Let's stand closer to the door so we can hear what Keek says.

Tux: I shore hope dat he'z gonna run fur Purrsident. We cats are tired of politicians pussy-footing around.



Enter Paddy's






Credits:
Paddy's Pub flashing neon graphic by Auntie Mary, Buddee Gill's meowmie.
Security Guard uniforms tailored by Auntie Nancy Nancy's Highlander Cats.
Security Guard services provided by Da Agency.