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Disappearance of Dwnn
It was such a happy day fur The Wicked Twins. They arrived early to make sure all was ready for the celebration of St. Paddy's Day in the new and greatly enlarged Paddy's Pub.
Paddy's Pub is the microbrewery owned and oppurrated by Paddy Himself fur the catvenience of memfurs of tomzrule® privut boyz klubb. The klubb also has overnight facilities fur tomz who are too wasted to go home -- or who find it more prudent to hide from sisfurs fur a while. A fleet of limousines with non-nipzing drivers takes tomz
to and from the klubb.
The Wicked Twins were looking furward to using the limousine service themselves.
Dwnn acted as bartender while Paddy got everything set up fur a night of nipzing and assorted bad behavior by these tomz whose "best" behavior is far worse than can be discussed in a furmily web page.
Caturally, Dwnn sampled a few mugfuls of each open keg. Then he sampled a few more while the Oreos played each of the entries in the Drinking Song Cattest. Taliesin added his fine baritone when his entry was sung.
It was long after daylight when the zonked-out Dwnn, in his favorite sleeping basket, was taken to the limousine. He was gently deposited on the back seat while the driver went inside to get Taliesin who also was zonked out and snoring gently.
When the driver returned to the parking lot beside the klubb's trout stream, Dwnn was missing!
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